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Tuesday, October 29, 2013

The Flush Toilet

October 29, 2013, Tuesday
Have you ever thought about why female take much  time to spend in the toilet compare to male???

Isn't about the makeup thing...is about the toilet bowl,
realized male's toilet wouldn't be that dirty as female's toilet...can't understand why, that's the truth!!!
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有时候还真的蛮佩服这些画家,
想到什么都可以画。。。

不知道身为男的你会不会很奇怪为什么女人要用比较常的时间用公共厕所???

不完全是因为要整端妆容或化妆而是为了要应付这个马桶。。。男生的厕所应该不会肮脏到哪里去,
但是女生的每次都会很肮脏。。。也不明白为什么。。。

1. Won't care about dirtiness, just sit on it only
Unless you don't afraid to get dirty,
if not normally people won't something like this!!!

For me, I won't do something like this, because I always scared of bacteria!!!
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除非真的是不怕肮脏的人就会这样子直接坐下去,
老实说我一定不会这样。。。因为我很怕很多病菌。。。

2. Squat on it
This is such a dangerous way,
cause......you might get hurts once you fall,
falling is even okay,
the worst is once you got serious injured and you can't move,
so you need to ask for some help,
when this happened,
should you be laugh or cry for it???

I barely do this sometimes,
unless it's too dirty!!!
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这个超级危险的方法,
因为假如跌到会不小心弄到受伤,
受伤不用紧,
最怕是很严重得伤,
痛到不能动,
要请人来帮忙,
那时候不知道要哭还是要笑好咯!!!

而我只是在它处于非常非常肮脏的情况下才会这样。。。

3. Use a lot of toilet paper to clean it
This helps to explain why female take so much in the toilet,
because of this dirty toilet bowl!!!

To avoid of this,
I always ask my sister to use first,
let her clean for me...(I know I'm a naughty younger sister)

Now you know why...so next time don't get mad why female spend so much time in the toilet lo!!!
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重点来了,
女生上厕所这么久,
因为。。。一半的时间是用来清理这个坐厕,
因为它太肮脏根本不赶坐下去。。。
是没有办法的。。。
一定会用到很多厕纸去清理它。。。

不然我每次就刻意在我姐姐的后面,
让我姐姐清理后我才用。。。(我是坏蛋的妹妹啦)

再不然就是拿厕纸这样把它贴在它上面。。。
我们的时间就是用在去清理它咯,所以下次女生上厕所比较久,一定要耐心的等候。。。

Picture Sources from 粥悦悦's Weibo
4. Half sit on it
I believe my legs are too short,
hard to do this sometimes,
and....it's so tired!!!
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我自认我的小腿比较短,
这个方法我很少用得上而且脚会很酸。。。

32 comments:

  1. haha... you are right ! 如果有蹲的最好啦!

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  2. 在中国旅行时最怕上厕所,男厕所也是特脏,经常都有‘黄金条’没冲掉的,哎呀呀。。。

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  3. 没错没错,女生上厕所的事情就是在擦清洁~~

    我通常都是最后一种,不然一定找蹲的厕所咯~

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  4. 這些我常常遇到,還好新加坡的比較乾淨。基本上可以安全使用~

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    1. 新加坡连公路都干净过人,那是没有的比的啦!!! =]

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  5. 公厕我都是找蹲式的来使用。没有的话,就只能乖乖清理干净了在使用>.<

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  6. 我每一次都会寻找蹲式的,因为真的没办法去坐下去,哈哈!如果真的没有蹲式的,我就是第四个,half sit!!!!每一次都脚酸,但是我甘愿〜我跟阿老说,我来上厕所也可以瘦身,多半蹲几次,我大腿就瘦了〜哈哈!

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    1. 哇哈哈哈,那是很不错的运动方式,但是我脚每次都很多,都不到半坐的姿势就碰到马桶了!!! =]

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  7. 我是最后一个:P
    如果肮脏到最后一个方法也不能,我就不上。

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    1. 不上不能,憋尿太多不是很好,呵呵,所以我每次都是情愿花时间去擦干净!!! =]

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  8. 男人面对肮脏的厕所,大概也会有这样的反应。

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    1. 是吗? 不知道勒,没有进过男厕!!! =]

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  9. 哈哈哈,非常贴切。最害怕使用公共厕所了。
    不过,就如ember说的,基本上新加坡这里商场和机场的厕所都还蛮干净的。

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    1. 新加坡哪里的干净的,这个是针对马来西亚的厕所,嘻嘻!!! =]

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  10. Always i have the habit of cleaning with toilet tissue paper before using it...

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  11. errr, actually same to guys also lah if we are using the toilet bowl.. though most of the time we stand, but when we need to do "BIG business" we have no choice right?? haha.. i will take lots of paper to wipe the seat first, else i don't feel comfortable.. actually i hate those who squat on the toilet bowl, so inconsiderate!! and this is actually very dangerous, because if you slip and fall, you will hurt yourself and worse if you break the toilet bowl and surely that will cause very serious casualty - we have read this many times online right??

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    1. Forgot about you guys sometimes have to do "BIG business" cause normally, my brother and my brother in law always have to wait for me when we went for a movie, no matter how fast I use the toilet, they always have to wait for me!!!

      Yup, I've read a lot too, those fell and got serious injured would came on the news sometimes!!!

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  12. 老实说,没事我都不愿意上外面的厕所
    没办法的时候也尽量找蹲式的,不然,也只能选最后那个了 >.<

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    1. 哈哈哈,我也是常常找蹲着的,但是我发现很多厕所大多只有一两间蹲着式的!!! =[

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  13. Malaysian public toilets have taps for Muslims to use...so I usually use those to clean the toilet seat first - the bottom part, not the cover...as normally people do not sit on that part.

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    1. I did that sometimes, but still feel more comfort if I use toilet paper to clean first!!! =]

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  14. Very funny post. Here, we still have squatting toilet so I will only use squatting toilet. Overseas, especially in Western countries, they won't have squatting toilet so I will just do like the last picture. Hahaha. Even toilet paper cannot clean the toilet seats. Have to use wet wipes if you want to clean it properly.

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    1. Yah, wet wipes not cheap lo, hehe, toilet paper is fine for me!!! =]

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  15. 不是每間廁所都有廁紙的!雖然用很多紙巾/廁紙是很浪費,但是只能說我們的公廁還沒到達讓大家可以放心使用的地步。

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