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Thursday, November 07, 2013

Scared of Yourself

November 7, 2013, Thursday
Since a lot of ghost movies recently,
let's talk something about the affect after you watched ghost movies!!!

To be honest, I don't like to watch ghost movie,
but I just have to watch it because I need to watch it with my mom,
even though I won't recall any scenes from the movie after stepped out from cinema,
but when the moment you're like at almost the same venue as shown in the movie, 
you may came out some image of imaginations….
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最近蛮多鬼戏的,
为了要应景,
借有吴琼琼的双胞胎姐妹来说一下!!!

说实在我不爱看鬼片,
每次看都是陪我妈妈看而已,
但是好在我看完后我尽量的忘记恐怖情节!!!

但是有时候也是会幻想幻想一些电影里面的情节。。。

Remember I watched a ghost movie when I was a kid,
there's a scene that a hand coming from the toilet bowl when the actress trying to pee…
After been so long,
I still keep on imagine about it when I was using the toilet!!!
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记得小时候看过一部鬼片,
手在马桶里面伸上来,
搞到我每次都会幻想会不会遇到这样的场景!!!

Seen a lot that the bad guy always following the main actor,
so in my daily life…
I always kind of imagine that is that anyone behind me trying to rob my bag or something!!!

While in my dreams,
I've dreamed of a same dream that I was chasing my same ghost, same place for three times…!!! =.=!!!
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不说鬼片,
平时看戏看到主角每次被跟踪,
自己都会时不时注意一下有没有被任何“东西”跟踪!!!

想到这个我就想起我有一个被鬼的梦,
相同的梦,梦里面的地点都是一模一样的梦了三次!!!   =.=!!!

Glad that I barely need to use lift in my daily life,
cause once I use the lift,
I always recall of the scene in the life of The Eye  movie which played by Angelica Lee...
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说到电梯,
第一个出现的画面就是鬼后李心潔的“见鬼”电影里面的那一幕。。。

Maybe not inside the lift,
like when the lift stopped each floor,
I can imagine that might someone/something stand out of the lift trying to get inside...
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不然就是前面有人忽然间这样冲进来。。。

Know I like to go out alone,
as we're in this so unsafe city,
I always have to hold something in my hand in order to protect myself especially walk pass some quiet places!!!

Maybe in Malaysia we barely scared of ghost,
we're more scared of robbery compare to ghost!!!
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其实我有很严重的焦虑症,
每天看新闻那些恐怖危险的新闻,
我都会幻想当自己遇到情况的时候应该如此解决才好。。。

所以每当走在危险的地方的时候我手上一定不是无时无刻要拿着一样保护自己的东西。。。

相信在马来西亚。。。我们怕遇到坏人多过遇到鬼怕!!!

Even though driving on the road,
I always recall the scene from Final Destination 2, which explained I always try to avoid drive beside those buses and truck!!!
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这个画面带回了很久以前Final Destination 2的那个车祸的画面,
每次驾车都会尽量避免不要走在巴士或货车的旁边。。。

Before I learned to drive,
I took taxi sometime,
always scared of the taxi driver might take me somewhere I don't know…
not to be shamed to say I only can remember some parts of the route after drive for more than 10 times with the same route!!!
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以前不会驾车的时候,
乘坐德士我都会这样想。。。
非常的怕司机会不会载我去哪里。。。
因为我是路痴,同样的路一定要走上十多次才会隐约的记得!!!

Always known that after all was just myself thinking too much!!!
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确实是自己想太多。。。
哈哈哈!!!

Pictures from 蓝妖兔子京's Weibo
Knowing doesn't mean anything,
just can't stop the imaginations!!! 
Argh~~~
(Every picture that she drew were definitely describe of what my imaginations are all the time!!!)
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知道是想太多。。。
但是还是停不下来!!!
啊~~~
(她画的,简直就是在讲述真实时常乱想的我嘛。。。哎唷!!!)

Tuesday, October 29, 2013

The Flush Toilet

October 29, 2013, Tuesday
Have you ever thought about why female take much  time to spend in the toilet compare to male???

Isn't about the makeup thing...is about the toilet bowl,
realized male's toilet wouldn't be that dirty as female's toilet...can't understand why, that's the truth!!!
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有时候还真的蛮佩服这些画家,
想到什么都可以画。。。

不知道身为男的你会不会很奇怪为什么女人要用比较常的时间用公共厕所???

不完全是因为要整端妆容或化妆而是为了要应付这个马桶。。。男生的厕所应该不会肮脏到哪里去,
但是女生的每次都会很肮脏。。。也不明白为什么。。。

1. Won't care about dirtiness, just sit on it only
Unless you don't afraid to get dirty,
if not normally people won't something like this!!!

For me, I won't do something like this, because I always scared of bacteria!!!
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除非真的是不怕肮脏的人就会这样子直接坐下去,
老实说我一定不会这样。。。因为我很怕很多病菌。。。

2. Squat on it
This is such a dangerous way,
cause......you might get hurts once you fall,
falling is even okay,
the worst is once you got serious injured and you can't move,
so you need to ask for some help,
when this happened,
should you be laugh or cry for it???

I barely do this sometimes,
unless it's too dirty!!!
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这个超级危险的方法,
因为假如跌到会不小心弄到受伤,
受伤不用紧,
最怕是很严重得伤,
痛到不能动,
要请人来帮忙,
那时候不知道要哭还是要笑好咯!!!

而我只是在它处于非常非常肮脏的情况下才会这样。。。

3. Use a lot of toilet paper to clean it
This helps to explain why female take so much in the toilet,
because of this dirty toilet bowl!!!

To avoid of this,
I always ask my sister to use first,
let her clean for me...(I know I'm a naughty younger sister)

Now you know why...so next time don't get mad why female spend so much time in the toilet lo!!!
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重点来了,
女生上厕所这么久,
因为。。。一半的时间是用来清理这个坐厕,
因为它太肮脏根本不赶坐下去。。。
是没有办法的。。。
一定会用到很多厕纸去清理它。。。

不然我每次就刻意在我姐姐的后面,
让我姐姐清理后我才用。。。(我是坏蛋的妹妹啦)

再不然就是拿厕纸这样把它贴在它上面。。。
我们的时间就是用在去清理它咯,所以下次女生上厕所比较久,一定要耐心的等候。。。

Picture Sources from 粥悦悦's Weibo
4. Half sit on it
I believe my legs are too short,
hard to do this sometimes,
and....it's so tired!!!
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我自认我的小腿比较短,
这个方法我很少用得上而且脚会很酸。。。

Friday, October 25, 2013

Seven Ways to Make You Happy???

October 25 2013, Friday
Have you ever thought of how to be a happier person???
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平时的你有没有想过如何让自己变得比较快乐些呢????
Spend millions dollar on plastic surgery to have a model body and handsome or pretty's face!!!
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花几百万整容让自己变成万人迷,
有如模特儿的身材,
俊俏或美丽的脸孔!!!

Spend millions dollar to buy all branded stuffs,
let yourself cover up with all luxury items!!!
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花几百万装身,
打造全身无敌的名牌!!!

Buy a luxury house like palace,
live like a prince and princess!!!
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买个好像皇宫式的豪宅,
让自己有个王子或公主般的生活!!!

If you like cars,
buy all limited cars in the world as collections!!!
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喜欢车的,
家里可以收藏全部限量的包车和汽车!!!

Travel around the world,
check-in in different places everyday!!! =]
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全球旅行,
可以每天在不一样的地方打卡!!!

For girls have the ability can call handsome guys as you want anytime,
while for guys can call pretty girls anytime too!!! 
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女的就可以叫个男神来陪,
男的就叫女神来陪,
享受那种豪迈的生活!!!

All Picture Sources from 同道大叔's Weibo
After all and all,
and now is time to dream....
hahahaha!!!

I know it's pretty lame,
but just write something to make you laugh and relax your mind on this Friday night,
(okay, got to rush for a movie now)
Have a great weekend ahead!!! =]
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好了,
要有以上的一切,
现在就可以开始做梦,
哈哈哈哈哈哈~~~!!!

这个是很无聊,我知道。。。
纯碎就是写来让你们轻松,轻松一些,
无聊得让你们在这个星期五笑一笑!!!   =]

(好了,我又要去看电影了,嘻嘻!!!)

祝大家有个美好周末!!!   =]

Thursday, June 20, 2013

【Car|汽車】Car Wash|洗車記

This is gonna to be an embarrassing post again!!!
I have no idea why there are so many bird sh*t along the road side outside of my SPK house!!!
I won't mind if there's a bit of bird sh*t only!!!

But it became like this on yesterday morning.....
I'm pretty sure that bird has diarrhea,
if not how can it sh*t so much???

As long as my car wasn't that dirty I won't wash my car every week,
the only person in my house will wash car every week is my brother,
cause he has nothing to do...
his weekend routine is just wash car or cut hair or wash face,
that's all lo!!!

This not the worst!!!
the worst thing is as I mentioned yesterday I had my lunch with my dad,
so I drive over to my dad's company,
before it,
I have told my sister not to drive my car because there's a big bird sh*t there...
then she said that "didn't you want to change your broken wiper before?"
but I told her that they're gonna to laugh at me lo...
(we all get to know each other closely due to my dad's company trip last year......)


As usual.......she never listen to me.....
argh!!!
Yup!!! They did laugh at me when I drove over there.....

They're keep on saying when was the last time you washed your car???
Look at your front tire, how can it be so dirty.......bla bla bla...............

I can't do anything.....
just standing there smiling and wait for them to change for me lo,

Finally,
early in this morning, I sent it to car wash!!!
Now it became very handsome lol!!! =]
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这个又是一个丢脸的东西咯!!!
话说我SPK家的外面的路边就是很多鸟大便,
假如一点点,
我就会拖下拖下才去洗车!!!
每个星期会洗车的只有我哥哥而已,
因为我哥哥啊,
除了洗车,剪头发和去洗脸之外就没有其他事情做了!!!

不洗车的后果就是,
昨天早上一早我车就这样,
这是怎样???
那鸟是泻肚子吗???
这样驾车出去已经很丢脸了!!!

可是手上东西很多根本没有时间拿车去洗!!!

最糟就是我这个三姐,
下午去找老爸公司找他吃饭嘛,
我已经跟她说我车有很大的大便不要驾我的车,
她说你不是说你的wiper坏了,
就驾去公司叫他们帮你换,
我说他们会笑我的啦。。。

我三姐每次就是不听我说。。。

去到。。。就是真的给人家笑咯!!! =.=!!!

因为我们全部去年十二月去我爸的公司旅行变熟了!!!

“你的轮胎这么黑,你几久没有洗车了???”
“好心咯,快点去洗车啦!!!”
吧啦,吧啦的。。。。

真是的,脸都不知道丢到哪里去了。。。


所以今天一早就给它去冲凉,
现在已经变得很帅回来了!!! =]

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Wednesday, March 27, 2013

【Movie|电影】Backup Plan???|候补???

Feeling better,
since G.I. Joe: Retaliation is up tonight,
so follow up my brother and my second brother in law to watch this movie!!!

Guess what!!!
This stupid cinema again!!!
Kepong Tesco MBO!!!
My second brother in law checked up online at home,
it showed that the movie's showing time is 9:30pm,
but when we reached there they didn't have that showing time!!!
The only that they have is 10:55pm and it's 3D some more...
WHAT???
How can this happened???
10:55pm is too late for us!!!
Moreover we don't like 3D movie!!!

My second brother in law said 
"we got cheated to be there,
never mind we head back home to watch "A Great Way To Care" lol!"
=.=!!!
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虽然生病可是是G.I. Joe: Retaliation今天上映,
所以还是去了看电影!!!

谁知这无谓的事又发生在这个既洞的电影院,
这次不是网络不好而是不知他们哪里出了问题,
明明我二姐夫在网上就已经看过了9点30分会有电影,
去到的时候,
他们竟然没有,
有的只是3D而且还是1055分!!!
这电影院这是差。。。

我二姐夫说:
“我们被骗来了,
不用紧咯,我们回家看仁心解碼II!”

还有得这样???
没有电影回家看港剧???
=.=!!!

Saturday, March 02, 2013

Weird Attitude

The effect of watching too much of HongKong Apple Daiky News, I doesn't feel good when I get around with unknown China people. There's a weird thing happened around me just now. One of the China girl just put on the t-shirt that she just bought in Popular here just to show it to her friend. Well, I think is weird that she do this inside Popular here. Maybe it will be fine if she was trying a jacket on instead of t-shirt in a BOOKSTORE!!! @.@

是看动新闻太多吗? 让我对中国人真的很反感, 尤其听到一些说的不是本地口音的华语的时候, 在大众书局, 把刚才在服装店买的衣服当场往她身上套下试穿给她身边的像似她朋友的人看, 真是奇怪!!! =.=

Tuesday, February 05, 2013

The Same Jet???

The same jet? Nope. The Lockheed F-35 (top) has a cousin in China! The new Chinese J-31 Stealth Fighter (below) is almost a carbon copy of the American design in many ways. Funny that! 👯 http://instagr.am/p/VBK6yhA6KA/

Really???
I hope there's no China people is reading my blog!!!
Obviously, these two are look like the same!!!
I have no idea how there invent jet!!!
Because last year they have lunched J-20!!!
That's totally same as Raptor F-22!!!
Well, I'm not very expert in jet but I still can see they're just alike!!!
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这个!!!
看了真的很无奈,
连我这个外行人看到都很像,
怎么说不像呢???
明明就是抄袭嘛!!!
越看就越气!!! =[

Saturday, February 02, 2013

Stamps Collection

LoL!!!
What a weird hobby for kids nowadays!!!
I bet seldom of you guys will love to do stamps collection!!!
But these are not mine!!!
I'm just helping my eldest sister to organize it!!!
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这是一个非常奇怪的嗜好,
我想现在的人,
要找几个是有这样的嗜好还是蛮难的!!!
不过还好,
这些都不是我的!!!
我只是帮我的大姐排的!!!

 See how many stamp books are there!!!
All of them are full of stamps just 3 books on the bottom is totally new that she bought last year!!!
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是有很多对吧???
都没有地方放!!!
只好放在这里,
我都一直拖拖拖都不想做,
每次大概做了三十分钟左右,
就把它丢一旁/放回这里,
所以。。。
没办法,人懒!!!

I love to organize stuffs!!!
What I gonna to do is put all this in the stamp books nicely according to the countries!!!
Impressive???
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我喜欢排东西,
把东西整齐的好好的,
我需要做的就是把这些跟着国家排!!!
不要只是看表面,
其实他是很厚的,
这个只是其中一个箱子,
看看上面那个图还有个黑色的盒子,
里面都是这样多的邮票等着我!!!

Friday, February 01, 2013

【Haul|購物】Paradigm Shopping Mall

A shopping day at Paradigm Shopping Mall!!!
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本来不是去这个地方的!!!
看看我家人的对话。。。
虽然他们都加我进去,
可是我懒惰病又发,
什么都不想回,
所以只是看他们的对话就好
感觉很好笑,从何清圆到Paradigm Mall!!!

二姐夫:“where u all go shopping??”
三姐:“你会去没有,你载我们去咯,何清圆哦!”
大姐夫:“呵呵,车夫!”
二姐夫:“I know gua...but I need back early coz have facial at 2.30pm!”
大姐夫:“何清圆不合适你的品味,肯定白去!”
二姐夫:“白做车夫,ok!”
三姐:“你老婆要去哪里啦!!”
二姐夫:“No choice =(”
大姐夫:“我老婆说你要去的啦!”
三姐:“=_=”
大姐夫:“那里都是中国货,马来服女装!”
三姐:“我去Pavilion的!!! 已经不是Sg Wang level料!”
大姐夫:“所以你怎么可以去何清圆”
三姐:“=)”
二姐夫:“So how?? Tomorrow wat time??”
大姐夫:“那里比金河更烂”
二姐夫:“Pls decide”
三姐:“Wat u mean wat time??”
大姐夫:“几点做车夫”
三姐:“Morning is 9am go eat breakfast. Then go shopping”
大姐夫:“都是去百威联吧,One u也可以”
二姐夫:“你老婆不要”
三姐:“+_+ morning go 1u... nite go 1u again arr??”
大姐夫:“Ha Ha”
二姐夫:“Wait morning at mama house. Then go mid valley”
大姐夫:“说真的,何清圆肯定白去”
三姐:“See... your wife want go 何清圆咯!!! Ok la... final decision!!! Tomolo go mid valley
二姐夫:“U pls go persuade ur wife lah”
大姐夫:“你说哪里便宜,哪里又一块钱的,她就马上去那里了”
二姐夫:“Mid valley also have cheap clothes mah”
大姐夫:“谷中城她shop过了”
二姐夫:“Discount 90 percent”
三姐:“Then where oh!!!!!!”
二姐夫:“But rm1500 discount 90 percent”
大姐夫:“才买一双两百的鞋,buy one for me”
三姐:“How........”
二姐夫:“Ok 慢慢找”
三姐:“Go bangsar lo”
大姐夫:“U girl 决定”
三姐:“There also got mah!!”
二姐夫:“Ok too but very expensive”
大姐夫:“Nvm, your wife very rich”
三姐:“Then time square la...”
大姐夫:“Ha ha ha”
二姐夫:“Time square like pasar malam”
大姐夫:“Haha, P(我三姐) 热爱中国货”
二姐夫:“Then go paradigm, new shopping mall”
三姐:“Where is paradigm?? I never been there ohh”
二姐夫:“Kelana jaya”
三姐:“Ok then we go there la”

就这样你一句我一句,
越看就越好笑,
我家里很多人,
每次都会说的话都让我觉得很好笑!!!

最后是去了,
一去到,
都没有人懂要走那里,
看了directory!!!
我说:“那去H&M吧!!!

所以就在H&M买了这两件!!! =]

过后看到Sephora想起我的brush坏了,
所以就买了一个新的!!!
开心!!! =]

过后在Uniqlo买了这两件,
我姐姐每次都说我样子很小孩子所以不可以买t-shirt!!!
所以这两件是要当睡觉衣的t-shirt!!!
嘻嘻!!!

Monday, December 31, 2012

如果我的女朋友是这样!我会飞踢!!

Yes!!! Is this what guys like???
Baby voice, pretty face, always wear like a model!!!

Guys always like this type of girl!!!
Guys won't noticed that girl will act like that before they become his girlfriend, 
maybe only their girls' friend will notice this, 
but most of the guys just love to show off how pretty their girlfriend is
and forgot about the their attitude!!!

Seriously, if I was the guy, I will just walk away!!!
Really??? You ask me to throw my phone on the floor???
Hell!!! I will just ask you stay away from my life!!!

Monday, December 24, 2012

Court Upholds Woman's Firing for 'Irresistible' Looks

Location: Malaysia
有人看过这个新闻吗???

因为样貌太美而被老板的老婆炒了!!!


是在电视剧里面吗??? 
平时只有看电视才看到这些,原来真实生活里也有,
而且那被炒的还把他搞上法庭,因为被老板武力解雇!!!


是好笑还是同情???

Friday, December 14, 2012

Duddell Street|都爹利街

是不是觉得有点眼熟???
这个就是TVB拍剧一定要到的地方,
无论分手,吵架都是在这里!!!

Thursday, December 06, 2012

女人有七品,男人有七版

Location: Miaoli County, Taiwan
这个是在一个吃午餐的地方的外面看到的,一看到无论老的少的男的女的都纷纷拿起相机,手机来拍!!!

因为它实在太有趣啦!!!

Sunday, December 02, 2012

Amazing Anamorphic Illusions!

这是一个非常特别的照片,
真的乍看下去,真的很像3D的,
可是当被转个方向时,你就可以完完全全的看到它是一张图片

Thursday, November 15, 2012

「白癡」惡女判舉牌示眾

As we all know we have to stop for the bus in the States especially school bus!!! If not, you will get a ticket for it!!! (That's what my friend told me without any prove, but I still believe in it!!!) This is just a normal manners and this lady was just pissed off!!!

这个女的!!! 有时的固执会让自己带来很多麻烦,所以常常都让我自己往另外方面想以便让自己不让自己一直的转牛脚尖。人都是爱面子的,每当有人指出你的错误时,大多都是立即反驳或为自己想出各种的借口,很少人会很虚心的认错,尤其是年龄越高越爱面子。

我相信这女子,是因为自己的不耐烦,不方便,而被气愤冲昏了头,才做出了这超乎正常的行为,可能需要等她慢慢冷静后,才知道自己所做的一切!!!

曾经的听过一句话“你不在你年轻时做傻事,当你老时哪有笑话笑呢?” 

Monday, October 15, 2012

My Eyes Operation Day 2

Day 2, is the day I can go home, what a peaceful feeling for me. And what the nurse told me is:
1. Can't swim (Seriously, I was about want to learn swimming)
2. Can't carry more than 5kg stuff (What??? Sigh!!!)
3. Can't work out (Hey, I'm already fat enough, why I can't work out???)
4. Can't go to public (Guess what??? My sister, PT said "Can't go Public then I go Maybank lol??? Seirously??? Swt!!!)

This is the bag that carry all the medicine in it.










Okay, I have no idea why this bloodspot makes me so difficult to upload this form my mac iPhoto. First , I have the difficulties to upload the photo from iPhoto then second is the arrangement of the photo, I have no idea why it is in the middle sometimes and it's start from the left. It's just so ridiculous. (Also for privacy issue, I erased my name on it!!! Hehehe!!!)

Erm, obviously, these are not the part of the medicine, this is just the towel, toothbrush, toothpaste, and facial liquid for me to used on the day but the thing is... I didn't even notice this until I was about to leave and the nurse told us this is for you... Okay, I think maybe I can take it and use it as a travel pack next time.


On the second day, my eyes still can't open brightly, it just can't take it more light so my sister brought this to hospital for me. (What a nice thought!!!) And guess what??? From this pic you won't notice what brand is this sunglasses is... Let me tell you... is

Hehehe!!! Is not to show off, is just that, I never know that Dior has sunglasses, before that, I only thought that Dior product is just perfume or jewelry or something. But why I show this is because I really like the case, hahahaha!!! Because it is in white color!!! XD




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